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The Bobby Dazzlers

Andrew Martin

Faber & Faber £9.99pbk

Reviewed by Simon Fowler

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This novel is about a group of teenage delinquents in York who asked to steal chairs from a museum on the North York Moors for television presenter Bryan Betteridge. It is very much played for laughs with some stock characters, such as the dim cockney Dean Martin who is the cousin of the ultra-hard and mysterious Neville and the vicious bike thief Walter Bowler. The novel moves along at a pretty cracking pace with some wonderful scenes, particularly the denouement at Whitby in the final pages of the novel. There are also some amusing swipes at professional northerners (Fred Truman and Roy Hattersley spring to mind) who believe that civilisation only begins at Sheffield. The main problem however lies with the anonymous first person narrator and hero, who is haunted by the death of his friend in an accident in the local shunting yards. He is just far too intelligent and well-educated for the surroundings he finds himself in. Jeremy Cameron does it much better in his series of novels about a gang of Walthamstow delinquents.